Fabulous Lives vs Bollywood Wives

Yes, it’s my guilty pleasure, well it used to be at least. Perhaps because how much ever vain the wives seemed to be, they had a family, kids, and work.

But this season, it’s all Mumbai vs Delhi.

Gossip and just Gossip. As if women aren’t good for anything else.

So you have 3 more from Delhi elite, an eccentric Shalini Passi, a bland Ridhima Kapoor and a conceited Kalyani Saha.

Excerpts:

Shalini Passi turns up as Cleopatra with 2 daggers, and I’m wondering how she’ll eat??

Maheep Kapoor: What fu#@&ng ball is this, I have been to La Ball. In Paris. Huh!!

Neelam: I’m repeating my wedding saree. I believe in sustainability.

Shalini Passi(Dancing Crazily): I haven’t fought with my husband, even once in 28 yrs. I am an art collector, a good dancer and a good wife.

Shalini and Kalyani like the post.

Mumbai & Delhi fight.(With Sound Effects)

Karan Johar steps in, Mumbai & Del reconcile.

Ridhima: Let’s all go to Mauritius to bond.

Shalini Passi serenades a giraffe, swims in the sea in full makeup, goes scuba diving.

Coz she’s a singer, swimmer and diver.

Maheep: Come, let’s have Mauritian Rum.

Shalini: I don’t drink.(Then gulps down 2 glasses of wine )

Mauritius was traumatic Coz they didn’t bond.(Somebody take me, I’ll bond. I promise)

Kalyani: Let’s bond over lunch.

Shalini: I don’t do lunch. I have work. DON’T TRIVIALIZE MY LIFE.

Bhavana: Delhi gals, come to Mumbai. We’ll treat you. So let’s destroy everything in a Rage Room and go to a Book Store.

Shalini: I can’t break stuff, I have no rage.

Saif Ali Khan(for no reason) : I will read you all a book, guess? Tale of Two Cities.

Shalini: I read, I write too. I’m a Philanthropist. And btw, Gauri Khan’s best friend.

Phew!! They conclude with this

Mumbai: Delhi gals are Not Close, we are. They aren’t the OGs!!! Let’s Bond.

Delhi: Our ball vs their Rage Room? None like Delhi hospitality!! We’re opulent, Let’s bond.

Ridhima: I’m half Mumbai, half Delhi. So I’ll bond with Mom.

Can’t believe I’m saying this, I miss Maheep & her expletives.There’s no material, no sisterhood, but made up catfights, and then they say there’s S4.